Thursday, November 04, 2004

ANNOUNCEMENT: For those of you not conversant in Conservative Newspeak, we at the Globblog have provided a translation for the President's acceptance speech given yesterday in Washington, DC after Senator Kerry's concession.

The original text is as follows:

Because we have done the hard work, we are entering a season of hope. We'll continue our economic progress. We'll reform our outdated tax code. We'll strengthen the Social Security for the next generation. We'll make public schools all they can be. And we will uphold our deepest values of family and faith.
The translation follows:
Thanks to our superior campaign tactics which have given the GOP not only the White House but an expanded margin in both the Senate and the House, we are entering a unique two-year window in which our party is for all practical purposes unaccountable and unassailable. Thus we'll continue with tax cuts. We'll eliminate the federal income tax and introduce a national sales tax in its place. We'll partially privatize Social Security. We'll continue eroding local control over public schools in favor of unfunded federal mandates. And we will pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage in all 50 states.
Thank you for using this translation service of General Glut's Globblog.

NOTE: Kevin Drum is completely and totally na�ve, a liberal wimp, or both. If you don't think Bush won't go nuclear on the Democrats over the next two years, you shouldn't be anywhere near politics. You're a danger to yourself and to others.


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